since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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