Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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