When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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