I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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