Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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