I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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