And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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