How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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