Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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