Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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