people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Just pee around me
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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