You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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