I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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