new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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