I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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