Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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