My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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