I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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