yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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