Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
