I was born with a shot glass in my hand
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Come share oat with me in your robe
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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