Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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