I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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