PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
