One girl and one boy is just not enough.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
