Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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