Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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