wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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