its not stalking. its research.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
