You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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