nut hugger
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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