PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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