Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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