I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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go home
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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