: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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