This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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