I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There's always time for handjobs
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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