Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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