I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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