She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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