My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
