when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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