But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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