Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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