so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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