my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
