I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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