Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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