She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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