Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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